hermione jean granger

the hottest woman in the harry potter series. nobody can compare. she is quite literally the sexist witch alive.

“hermione jean granger could run me over with a tractor and i would apologize for being in the way and let her spit in my mouth”

by im in love with emma watson March 3, 2021

hermionaphobia

Fear of getting killed, or worse, expelled

“Now, I’m going off to bed, before I get killed, or worse, expelled.”
“Woah that’s some hermionaphobia!”

by Sykq April 10, 2021

to hermione

when someone is carrying their books close to their chest with both arms wrapped around in a Hermione Granger styled fashion.

Dude why are you carrying your books like that!? you're totally hermioning

Yesterday i had so much to carry, i had to hermione

by anonymous-loser October 20, 2011

Hermionesexual

Hermionesexual is where you are madly in love with Hermione

y/n: I am in love with Hermione Granger!!
y/n: Natalie you are Hermionesexual!!!!
Natalie: oh ok.
Natalie HARRY!! I am now Hermionesexual!
Harry: Ok

by Hope Hayes December 29, 2020

herison

the most hottest man alive

freind :damn bro you look like herison

me :am i rlly that hot???

by Qail June 15, 2021

Hermione Cringer

Seven books seven holes. This is when you stick each of the seven books in every hole in the female body.
1. Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
2. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
4. Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
6. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

Will: Dude guess what.
Brad: What.
Will: I gave that one girl a Hermione Cringer.
Brad: Nice bro, cool.

by Killer Gringo May 1, 2015

hermione

A very attractive young girl that happens to be under the legal age of consent.

Hermiones are also sometimes known as Jailbait.

Damn there are a LOT of Hermiones at this party.

Did you see that FINE Hermione that just walked by?

by Brittney_FoH August 13, 2005