noun. pl - baby herms
An insult which derives from baby hermaphrodite but has developed to mean a wild bore.
An insult which derives from baby hermaphrodite but has developed to mean a wild bore.
by poiuytrewqasdfghjkl; January 14, 2010

by Bootysmeller42069 June 23, 2017

This occurs when you find a loose (slutty) woman off the street. Next you take enough Ex Lax to last you through the night. Now you get her in the spread eagle position. Now you sprew you chocolate goo all over her private area. This is the dirty Hermes.
by OMG its Billy October 17, 2006

by Triz LaFleur April 22, 2017

by Dat Boi117 January 12, 2017

John: "Man, Howard is such a Hermes Sky Pirate, is he not?"
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
Dave: "What did he do?"
John: "He has enough balls to talk to that extremely hot chick, but is so stupid that he asks her to touch his nipples."
Dave: "What a Hermes Sky Pirate."
by Sky Intruder April 24, 2011

A female who has a likelihood of having an appearance of man, and/or has a physical trait which belongs on man. (Moustache, Muscles, etc.) (Noun).
Person 1: Yo Bob, take a look at them fine women working in that office!
Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.
Person 1 *Looks closely...*
Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.
Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!
Person 2: Don't be silly. They're men.
Person 1 *Looks closely...*
Person 1: Nevermind, they're just Hermes. Let's go fetch the boys for a manwhich.
Person 2: Sounds Like Fun!!!
by YoungHulio November 20, 2020
