Tee-hee heeing

That stupid laugh you have when you think of something funny.

Girl 1: Hay, remember when he walked into that pole?
Girl 2: Oh yeah...Tee hee hee
Girl 1: Your tee-hee heeing is so funny!

by LEpurple October 4, 2010

helping hand

When you know you're too intoxicated to urinate without totally missing the toilet. So you call your girlfriend into the bathroom and have her hold your penis as you urinate.

Don't worry man I didn't make a mess in your bathroom I had Sarah come give me a helping hand.

by The Covered Wagon Cougar March 31, 2009

herping

The act of transferring the herpes simplex virus to either, reptiles or amphibians performed by a person suffering an outbreak of the herpes simplex virus.

Did you see Sean herping the other day? Did I ever, he gave Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Raphael mouth sores.

by HandyMcJoby September 3, 2012

heaping piles

hemorroids, tongue-in-cheek, sarcasm for waiting around.

I've got heaping piles from the comment 'good things happen to those who wait'. Constipated?

by Jesterscrystal July 20, 2009

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

Soon the rest of you will be easier to control

The end is near…

Joe Biden might be helping our cause

by Death Menace June 9, 2022

Heeling

When your fidget spinner stops spinning and you use your heel to make it go faster

John was annoyed that his fidget spinner stopped an pinning and started heeling

by Gsack informer April 30, 2017

Heeving

Someone who is fucking dumb

You are such a Heeving

by Mud4m4n November 22, 2020