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Jaysus the smell of green of this gaff.. All hectors fault
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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A bitch ass nigga that fiends all yo shit
That nigga Hector is a fiend
by Esteebie February 25, 2020
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undocumented sticky mexican with no self control, and no filter.
Trump doesn't like hectors because they are not orange or white. Hectors are the color of shit and it matches their smell.
by mags444666 October 13, 2020
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You smell that burrito over there? Who is it hector?
by Hectorgarza November 11, 2019
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An adult male who does not know anything.
Hector has no brain.
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A real shithead, if you ask me. Hector is the type of guy who’d rather sit on a dick and get a cake to his face instead of eating a dick and sit on a cake. Fuck this guy.
Yo, you see that guy over there? He reminds of me of Hector, sitting on that dick LMAO!
by BigPipiKing September 24, 2019
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A Hector is any extremely hirsute person, typically of very swarthy skin tone. Hectors are commonly found in tropical areas, but are quite far-ranging. In more temperate areas with lesser amounts of sunshine, Hectors are known to absorb available sunlight, lessening the amounts available to others. This absorption of sunlight often causes them to sweat profusely, sometimes resulting in an unpleasant odour. See Hector smells.
Will somebody please get that nasty Hector off the beach, he's frightening the tourists.
by Bulbous September 16, 2005
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