Headlicken

Headlice in hair

Fuck Gordon, my pubes are headlicken!

by Jode101 August 23, 2011

headfucker

A psychiatrist.

That headfucker tried to push a new drug on me; he must have had a free lunch with the pharma rep.

psychiatrist shrinkheadshrinker

by filthy_mouth June 2, 2016

Headlock

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due

I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Headknockeroffer

The Headknockeroffer is that tool used in the perfect serve of a pint of Stella.

Can you pass me the Headknockeroffer so I can finish serving this pint please.

by The Singing Landlord November 28, 2019

Headknockeroffer

The tool used in the perfect serve of a pint of Stella

Pass me the Headknockeroffer so I can serve this pint please.

by The Singing Landlord November 28, 2019

headrocked

the feeling u get when u consume too much nicotine.

yo bro i’m so headrocked

by thebaddeessttbitcchh420 December 19, 2020

headlock

putting other people down to get female or male validation from others

“Yo chris you a bitch”, says this to put down friend and make the female laugh this is a headlock

by jprim400 July 31, 2022