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Hazletonian Glory Hole

A form of exhibitionism, in which a white female tween pushes her naked rear up to a chain link fence, while two Dominican males separately penetrate the women's anus and vagina, through the fence. Very common in Hazleton, Pennsylvania.
Perez: Check out that bitch with the iCarly backpack, signaling us into a Hazletonian Glory Hole.

Carlos: You get the asshole this time, I am sick of scraping shit out of my foreskin.
by Hazletard-in-Chief December 11, 2010
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hamlet

smaller than a village - larger than a wide spot in the road, a hamlet usually has considerably less than 200 people and is usually tied to agriculture (although many housing subdivisions could loosely be described as hamlets, especially when incorpirated and containing a minimal number of people).
A hamlet can either be dispersed (particularly in the USA), or clustered (see urban).
It is often located at the crossing of two minor thouroughfares (at a crossroads). Most intentional communities, if not a village and and not tied into the fabric of a larger entity, could be described as hamlets.
The documentary film "Rabbit Hash - Center of the Universe" was about an old and remote river hamlet which contains a small art colony on the western end of the Kentucky portion of the Cincinnati Ohio metropolitan area (near another hamlet called Big Bone) that elected a dog for mayor, not once, but twice! The First dog was named Goofy.

Eucla is a hamlet of around 50 people that serves as a regional centre for the Nullarbor Plain of Australia.
by Miskatonic Jack 2 December 9, 2008
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Hazleton Area School District, commonly abbreviated to HASD, is the largest school district in Northeastern Pennsylvania. Recently in the past 10 years mass Hispanic immigration happened, mostly composing of Dominicans, and Puerto Ricans most of whom are illegal immigrants that only moved here from the Bronx for the sweet welfare deals that Pennsylvania offers.

Most of these girls are of this see: teenage girl

The students here are practically pure idiots, as stereotyped by TV, which is sad but true. You have the typical cliques:
Jocks: The jerkoffs who think they're good at the sport they play, but aren't. They talk about NFL and other shit that nobody cares about. Also, you can't express your opinion about how bad they are because most of them are internet tough guys and talk shit behind everyone's back, including some of their teammates.
Emos: Although suprisingly small in number, emos at HASD are typically terrifying to look at due to the 50 pounds of makeup they wear on their face. Most of them are white and girls, who pretend to be lesbians but are just doing that shit for attention because mommy and daddy don't show them love.
Gangstas: See dumbass Most of them are indeed straight off the banana boat from the "DR" and no speak the english. They boast about how nice their home country is (which it isn't) and they go back there for the whole summer when the school year ends, go figure. They act like a typical hardass and always want to start a fight.
If you consider moving here and attending, don't. Hazleton Area School District will either make or break you.
by Thatkidyouknow December 17, 2013
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Hamlet

1) verb. To deliberate incessantly about a course of action that will lead to the same conclusion in any case.

2) verb. To be or not to be.
3) noun. A small cottage.
1) Dude! stop hamleting. Whether you ask her out or not she's not gonna sleep with you.

2) S**t. He just pulled a hamlet.

3) I want to live in that hamlet
by phlat.boy January 13, 2009
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The Hazleton Area School District is located in Northeast Pennsylvania and educates over 12,000 students in 11 schools. The ethnic demographic is about 50% minorities with the largest group being Hispanic/Latino and 50% White.

Pros:
*HASD kids are ...
*HASD kids are artists, musicians, writers, dancers, athletes, singers, and future business leaders.
*HASD kids go on to serve their country in all branches of the military.
*HASD kids join the workforce as technical workers in welding, plumbing, culinary, and more.
*HASD kids are brilliant in the areas of math and science and go on to be doctors, teachers, scientists, environmentalists, lawyers, and more.
*Students are very diverse and have the opportunity to learn about many cultures and languages.
Cons:
*Kids trying to find their places in the world. (Con?- No. NORMAL)
*Hazleton is a smaller community where many feel there isn't much to do.
*There is tough parking in the winter snow.
*Potholes are city landmarks.
*Some people are narrow-minded and do not see the beauty and opportunity in front of them.

BIGGEST DRAWBACK--- it can be tough for people of all ages and races to look beyond stereotypes and poor examples set by a FEW to avoid making the stereotype the norm.

Hazleton is growing and changing and there are issues that need to be addressed LIKE IN ANY CITY IN THE WORLD.
Students from the Hazleton Area School District are doing the best they can to grow up and figure out who they are like every other kid in the world.
by ChooseYourPath March 7, 2021
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Hamlet haircut

Hey! Did you see his hamlet haircut? Shits got everyone fucked up today. He should be trying out for a Shakespeare play instead of coming to work like that.
by Haircutpolice May 30, 2015
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Hadlet

Seems like a goddess and is one. Very fearful and scared 24/7, there for she is the goddess of chickens
by Hadletthegoddess April 11, 2019
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