Harpoon Master

A harpoon master is someone that always pulls whales...

Heard gareth was out on the town last night and got on some whales he's such a harpoon master

by Kristar January 26, 2013

Harpoon

The extreme version of getting pooned.

Verb: Harpooned

Tom: I created MySpace.

Dude: Dude, your a harpoon.

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Jimmy: I was all up in a fight yesterday.

Dude: I bet you got harpooned.

Jimmy: Na, he got harpooned as I broke his eye-socket with my tazer of doom which I acquired from eBay in the western sector. Holla.

by Deuce Click Street Mobbin November 26, 2008

Frozen Harpoon

When a man holds his erect dick in a freezing ice bath for at least 10 minutes and then immediately rams it into a woman’s ass.

Dude 1: Bro I totally gave my girlfriend a Frozen Harpoon last night!
Dude 2: BRO really? How’d it go?
Dude 1: I tore a hole in her a*s!
Dude 2: BET
Dude 1: Yea no she left me after that...

by CrazyCronker47 January 13, 2021

alaskan harpoon

You lay the fat chick on her back. Then you stand at the foot of the bed and you get your dick heard then fall forward aiming for her pussy then the residual bouncing from her stomach bounces you essentially assisting with fucking.

Man that girl was so big I had to give her the Alaskan Harpoon.

by Jimmy Jelly bean December 31, 2013

Harpoon

Feminine hygiene product.

My girl is at the store getting some harpoons, so I asked her to pick up some beer.

by Hogger63 January 23, 2009

harpoon that whale

A call used in derogatory fashion to make a fat girl's presence known so everyone around can enjoy laughing and staring.

Literally, it means "Fuck that fat chick!"

"Harpoon that whale"

by cerealkiller182 November 01, 2005

meat harpoon

Another awesome way to say penis.

Put your meat harpoon away, your scaring my grandma.

by Stoned_nerd March 24, 2021