Harlem

He is very kind, smart, and is good at basketball.
All the ladies fall for him.

Harlem will help a person in need

by Harlem is golden November 19, 2019

Harlem Globe Jerker

When 5 to 10 completely nude males gather around a female (preferably nude), run around her in a circle while ejaculating all over her, and whistle the Harlem Globe Trotter theme song.

Dude...me and my friends ran around your grandmother and gave her the old Harlem Globe Jerker.

by Ricky George December 31, 2007

Harlem Wallet

The storage place used by suspects and perpetrators who hide things between their buttocks hoping to avoid discovery during a police search.

Used by New York City Police Department officers

Sarge, we found that lady's cell phone in his Harlem wallet, I doubt she's going to want it back.

by Wrangler of Skanks March 24, 2011

Harlem Shake

The process of entering a hospital located in Harlem and finding the epileptic ward. One then proceeds to toss a Flash Bang Grenade and watch the patients "get loose" and shake their entire bodies.

I tossed a Flash Band and watched the legit harlem shake

by dongkong September 30, 2014

harlem coffee

Asking someone to go to coffee when you're really asking for a sex date. Taken from Marvel's Luke Cage from Netflix.

Luke asked the nurse lady if she wanted to get Harlem coffee sometime and the nurse told him that she did not want to have sex.

by UmmudChaaa January 26, 2018

harlems finest

harlems finest - BIG L

yeh big L, harlems finest

by D Earl April 12, 2004

Harlem Shake

The "Harlem Shake" is performed by acting "normal" in the first 10 seconds of a video and after the first 10 seconds , you're doing random acts that makes you look like a primitive fool.

One example of the Harlem Shake is a young black male jerking off in front of what looks to be his parents who seemed to be reading a newspaper in the first 10 seconds of the video, not noticing their son is about to make a complete fool of himself. While this is happening, you'll hear a generic, goofy tune in the background. That's the start of the dance tune. 10 seconds later the tune cuts off to a deep voice, "Do the Harlem Shake," the video then cuts to a scene where his parents are gone but the same room is filled with what seems to be his friends in costumes. One of his friends is humping a stuff animal who is dressed in a cow costume and another seems to be jumping on a chair who is dressed in a costume that is unrecognizable. There is another friend of his dancing behind him who is also dressed in a white costume that looks like a bunny suit and a random white male walks in front of the camera for the sake of diversity. The man mentioned earlier who was jerking off in front of his parents in the first 10 seconds of the video is now dressed in a purple costume, pouring milk on his head while staring into the camera as he pumps his pelvis in the second 10 seconds of the video.

by YouCan'tBlock February 14, 2013