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flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.
All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.
by guyrogersj January 24, 2018
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Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.
T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.
by TROD August 8, 2005
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harpoonie

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harpoonist

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).
Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.
by tr3533r February 4, 2010
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harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad
me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch
by afghan browner November 9, 2010
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harpoonis

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point
I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!
by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017
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Happon

a fat ass man who says turn your monitors off
Happon: MONITORS OFF FUCKERS
by HawksP07 April 24, 2019
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