flow like a harpoon

Performing oral sex on a man after eating a bunch of cheetos, leaving behind an orange dick.

All right stop, collaborate and listen; Ice is back with my brand new invention. Something grabs a hold of me tightly, then I flow like a harpoon daily and nightly. Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know, turn off the lights and I'll glow.

Clearly Vanilla Ice spent a lot of time eating cheetos and turning dicks orange.

by guyrogersj January 24, 2018

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD August 8, 2005

harpoonie

big black ones

by har har i love the magic stick June 4, 2003

harpoonist

A male who hunts, dates, and porks fat girls(whales).

Hey bro, Club Bounce is full of fat broads. I know, it takes a harpoonist to pick up a chick here.

by tr3533r February 4, 2010

harpoon-skii

an afghan male who's hair is flipped to the side and adds extra sassiness to any salad

me: lets go to denny's...i hear they have the best harpoon-skii

you: know....lets go to ihop, their harpoon-skii is top notch

by afghan browner November 9, 2010

harpoonis

When you nut and the nut flies out at great speeds and lands atleast 20 inches away from its starting point

I let out the Harpoonis last night brother!

by Chrish.10 September 27, 2017

Happon

a fat ass man who says turn your monitors off

Happon: MONITORS OFF FUCKERS

by HawksP07 April 24, 2019