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Hazel

Hazel is a funny cool energetic girl. She is a weeboo (loves anime). Loves to crack jokes. She is a amazing friend. She seem quiet but, shes actually a weirdo and a caring girl. Everyone wants to be friends with her. Kida the class clown lol. But most of all shes a cutie and a great person.
Hazel is amazing

Hazel is so cool brooo
Hazel is like a crack head lol
Hazel is a kool kiddoo
by Krazy koolaid November 4, 2019
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Hazel Levesque

is a brave and loyal girl, she is a keeper. do not let her go. she is so innocent, maybe even from decades ago. her dad is the frickin lord of the underworld so watch out.
"Popcorn our fatal weakness" - Hazel Levesque
by Miku simp 200 February 29, 2020
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Hazel Blears

Cockney rhyming slang for a vaginal smears test.

Hazel Blears is the annoying ginger dwarf who is the Labour Party Parrot MP for Salford, UK.
"Hey Vera, can't chat now as I am off to get me Hazel Blears done. I will be back in an hour!"
by Liam Billington March 16, 2008
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Hazel

Someone that's shy and not very assertive until you get to know her. She messes around a lot, isn't afraid to say what she thinks, and is an all around good friend. Annoying her won't always end in the best of situations, but if you're friends you'll annoy eachother. Even if she doesn't always think so, she's pretty.
"Yo, what's that one girl's name?"
"Which one?"
"The one that was really shy."
"Dude that was Hazel, she talked so much"
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by JonnyBoyTehJew February 20, 2017
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Cool Story Hansel

A sarcastic phrase first popularised by the cult classic "Zoolander". The term itself now has many widespread social implications for its use.

The phrase is most commonly used in response to an anecdote which fails to convey any sort of interesting message. That is, the content of the anecdote is lackluster, boring or just plain irrelevant.

It is imperative to mimic the tone of Derek Zoolander when using the phrase as to give greater emphasis, it will also be more noticeable by your peer(s) as a sarcastic remark and not be misconstrued as a compliment.

Elongation of vowels is preferred but not essential, moreover Scandanavian accents or impersonations bring about best results when using this phrase.
Statement: "Whilst at work the other day I had to refill my stappler but I could only find size 4 stapples and the stappler only took size 3 which sucks. So yeah, it took me ages to find the right size stapples lying around the office."

Reponse: "Cool story Hansel"
by Ksbunker March 27, 2007
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Hazel

can be very quiet and shy to strangers but once you get to know her she can be the craziest person you have ever met. She can be creative, sensitive and understanding and is a friend to everyone. She is likely to listen to your problems rather than telling you her own. Hazels are rare so consider your self lucky if you meet one.
"Have you met hazel?"
"Yeah, She is so loverly'
by QuirkyChicken October 30, 2017
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sticky kick in the hazelnuts

A phrase used to define a hot drink (typically coffee) overly sweetened and extremely nutty tasting.
Guy1: Dude, I just made the best coffee ever, I used hazelnut coffee, hazelnut creamer, caramel, and a packet of sugar!
Guy2: Man that sounds like a sticky kick in the hazelnuts to be sure!
by MrJenkins October 22, 2010
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