handicrap

To take a crap in the handicapped stall

I just went to that bathroom at McDonalds and handicrapped.

by The Real Slim Zoobs October 21, 2015

I'm hanging in there

It means that you are ok... not good, not bad.

Person 1: Hey, how are you?

Person 2: Hey, I'm hanging in there. How about you?

by Dancing with Fire June 18, 2011

hanging out my shingle

When a professional (especially a lawyer), rather than looking for a job, just goes and finds clients. This takes guts and a willingness to work constantly for precious little money in exchange for autonomy.

Law student 1: Hey, you made top 10%. I bet you could get that $160,000 opening at Rob, Ewe, and Howe!

Law student 2: Fuck those guys. I don't want to kiss ass for the next 20 years. I'm hanging out my shingle.

by [e-mail] February 7, 2009

Hania

A sexy female. Often has beautiful eyes, one glance is enough to make any man weak. A bitch, but still loved by all. Has a beautiful smile, but rarely shows it. People have to work for her love. Passionate and genuine, she hates fakes.

Boy 1: hania is so stuck up

Boy 2: You're a fucking dickhead

by Awesomehuman123 November 25, 2016

Hanging

The feeling after a night out when you feel terrible. Usually beacause of the amount of alcohol you have consumed.

"Im hanging this morning"

by jimbouk August 17, 2009

hangin it

When guyz hang out naked such as skinny dipping or at a nudie party. One cannot hang it and have a woody at the same time.

Drunk and stoned, we're now just hangin it by the pool like a bunch of nudies.

by Jacero10 August 20, 2006

hanging lights

around Christmas (or any time for that matter), when you use this as an excuse/another name for sex or anything of that sort.

"Dude, that girl's so hot, I'd like to hang her lights."
"So I went to this party and walked in on this guy and girl. She was all up on him, hanging his lights."
"Hey honey, wanna hang lights?"
"My girlfriend has the best lights...I hang them every day."
"I bet SHE can hang some mean lights."
"Last night I got my lights hung. It was amazing."
"My parents caught us hanging lights"

by mimiboggle December 28, 2009