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Handbags at dawn

A catty fight. Derives from the more traditional "pistols at dawn", but with the selection of weapon implying that the participants are of the weaker sex. Works especially well if they're actually male.
"Dave and Bill just couldn't agree on which boy band was their favorite. Before we knew it, things got out of hand and it was time for handbags at dawn!"
by gweilo8888 October 14, 2008
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handbuzz

To make a buzzing sound while shaking somebody's hand.
Introduced by NATO Secretary General Jaap de Hoop Scheffer.
"Did Jaap de Hoop just handbuzz the Turkish prime-minster?"
by -Mo- August 15, 2006
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handy with spit

A hand job with spit.
ez tootz your guna rip my wang off put some spit on it or something.

OooYYYaaa handy with spit
by Mr.j131 November 10, 2010
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handy jay and silent bob

1) To perform fellatio on a man silently while stroking his shaft. 2) To give a hand job while sucking the head of a penis without making any sound.
Hey man. I was at this party last night and Sara gave me a handy jay and silent bob in the bathroom.
by Network Pathogen August 25, 2015
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Handba

when a person touches someone elses arse cheek with their hands and it's not their bf or gf so pretty much kinda perverted
Max touched her arse cheek yesterday, i bet he felt great after that he's now an handba
by Your MOm Gay af October 5, 2018
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Randy Handy

Randy handy is the term implying a handjob; an excited hand takes control of the male genetalia and really establishes who's boss.
Ralph: Dude I got a randy handy the other day, it was so excellent!
Renaldo: I am so pumped I can't wait until I get my randy handy.
by The one who is anonomous October 22, 2009
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Swedish Handy Jay

Swedish Handy Jay
When a girl (probably a beginner) gives a guy a hand job but fails to notice he has reached a climax. The girl continues past ejaculation which somehow turns the guy into a writhing version of the Swedish chef from the muppets.
J: oh yeah baby that feels good, keep going.

P: #rub rub rub#

J: oh oh oh!! Squirt

P: #rub rub rub rub#

J: her def flerpin de flip flip fermer de her den gerben. Stop!

P: "I didn't know you'd finished, or that you spoke Swedish ."

J: "Next time read the stop sign Forest Gump. You turned this into a Swedish Handy Jay"
by EmpressMe November 13, 2013
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