When you see a girl in Hancock (A Library) and you think she is good looking. Later you see her outside in the real world, and she is no good at all.
In Hancock: Oh WOW look at that slamming hottie.
Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".
Outside library: Theres the chick from the library, um I take back that previous comment. She's rank, Guess I got done by "The Hancock Effect".
by JackSize November 12, 2010
Get the The Hancock Effect mug.The Hanahaki disease is a fictional disease that makes you throw up flowers or flower petals. There is no chosen flower type, it only depends on the victim's favorite color or type of flower. It starts with someone loving another person but, The other person already loves someone. Then the victim starts to throw up, the victim expecting barf, but no. It's flower petals or flowers. The flowers and petals stay in the victim's lungs until the crush says they love them. But if the crush does not say they love the victim in time, The victims lungs will fill up with more flowers and petals until they suffocate and die.
I ran home. Covering my mouth, I unlocked the door and tried to run to the upstairs bathroom. But I started coughing a lot. I knew I had to clean my barf up. I opened my mouth and closed my eyes. I felt something touching my hands lightly. I opened my eyes and noticed it was a single flower and flower petal swirling in my blood. This was the fifth time this month. The Hanahaki Disease... I suddenly dropped to the floor and started choking. There was no one in the house. I felt my lungs filling up with flowers and flower petals. My vision got blurry and I had a vision of my crush. 'heh, who said love couldn't kill?' I said slightly. My eyes closed slowly. 'I love you.' I whispered slightly.
by DoggiePotato_ 915 January 11, 2021
Get the Hanahaki Disease mug.Maury is head of the Theatre Department and of the Honor Council at St. Catherine's School. He is well known for his mad directing and technical skills, uninhibited conversation, house in France, and messy office. Maury is one of few faculty members at St. Catherine's who actually possess intelligence and common sense. He affectionately refers to his wife as "La Princesse" and is a devoted pirate. Can be found at McVey theatre when his schedule permits, or brooding on the grounds with his Hagrid-like coat and wide-brimmed hat. Favorite earrings include a scull and crossbones and a bicycle chain link. He enjoys crossword puzzles, gourmet coffees and teas, esoteric movies, and his futuristic, computer-like cell phone. One can spot him by his unusual laughter.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...
Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Favorite phrases: "You're fired!" and <Insert nickname of the month here>, which include:
bumblebee
hummingbird
angel of the morning
sunshine
BAAAAAAAAZAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAS!
The Ozzie
The Wankers
Nicola
etc...
Often accompanied by Todd the Child Molester or Bob the Genderless One.
Techie 1: How do we do this? I'm so confused.
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.
Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?
Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.
Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
Techie 2: Ask Maury, he'll know.
Techie 1: Yeah, but we still won't.
Actor 1: Should I move there?
Maury: Well, what do you think?
Boarder 1: So my curfew's twelve, right?
Maury: No.
Boarder 1: What if I had parent permission? Just for tonight?
Maury: How about your parents call the police, and have them call me. Then you can stay out til twelve.
Day Student 1: Have you seen Maury?
Day Student 2: Yeah, he's so creepy!
by Miriam and BAAAAAZZZ! January 22, 2005
Get the Maury Hancock mug.A fiction character that suffers from one sided love. Someone who loves a person but that person does not love them in return. They choke and cough up flower petals.
She coughed up petals because she has Hanahaki Disease.
by Izzy24 October 1, 2018
Get the Hanahaki Disease mug.It is a type of expression used by people by using their hand and holding another one, you are able to do this to any hands, even your own.
The act itself is indecent, unchristian, and will make you pregnant if you don't have protection like gloves.
The government does not advise you to participate in this act,you should stop immediately if you try to act upon it, or have feelings to do it.
The act itself is indecent, unchristian, and will make you pregnant if you don't have protection like gloves.
The government does not advise you to participate in this act,you should stop immediately if you try to act upon it, or have feelings to do it.
Man: "Holds hands with Woman"
Woman: NONONO LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP MY FATHER SAID HANDHOLDING WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT, I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER THIS EARLY ON
Woman: NONONO LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP MY FATHER SAID HANDHOLDING WILL MAKE ME PREGNANT, I DONT WANT TO BE A MOTHER THIS EARLY ON
by Magolor, the blue bastard June 17, 2021
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Get the G hanco mug.1. When someone sings a song that is similar to a Herbie Hancock so you can no longer think of the correct tune.
GUY1. "Rockit! ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba" GUY 2. no! thats Axel F! GUY 1. then how does rockit go? GUY 2. "ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba. DAMN now u got me doing it! Y'all herbie hancock blocked me!
by lolllercaust January 6, 2010
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