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hampster beard

A beard with style that looks like it takes influence from hipster trends and Amish beards. Hipster + Amish = Hampster.
The guy is rocking a gross hampster beard!
by antellect April 9, 2013
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hampster bitch

A female with incredibly bad hygeine and/or is super slutty without shame or fear of disease.
Shes such a hampster bitch, she wanted to know what disease you have before you have sex.
by danythegirl May 15, 2018
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Hampster Horay

The act of making love to a hampster with a biro
I fucked my hampster so hard it coughed ink! Hampster Horay
by Hampshire3321 October 15, 2008
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Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast
To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart
by Cody5050 May 14, 2023
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Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.
Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind
by elbocko April 6, 2011
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Throbbing hampster

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster
by Moist robert December 5, 2016
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Thirsty hampster

Where a man layes over a open sunroof and a woman sits in the car sucking like a thirsty hampster
Lastnight the date ended when she was a thirsty hampster.
by Willis motha f-in T February 21, 2024
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