Hampster heart

You will need

1 hampster

2 grams Sugar
1 cup Water
1 syringe
1 teaspoon of distilling yeast

To make Hampster heart you drain the hampster of blood after deseased and mix with 1 cup of water then ad the teaspoon of distilling yeast and add hampster water to a distilling set, from wish and boil the blood water mix to make Hampster heart

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023

Hampster Stuffer

Someone who gets sexual pleasure out of taping a rodents feet and shoving the person or persons penises up the rodent's anus.

"Your mother was a hampster stuffer."

"At least I don't hampster stuff.."

by TORIx October 21, 2008

Thirsty Hampster

The act of sucking someone off thru a sun roof

The male partner lays across the sunroof while is partner proceeds to top him off like a thirsty hampster

by The guy that saw tacos video February 27, 2024

hampstering fb

When you scroll down facebook like a hampster on a wheel. Just going down and down and down glazed over in boredom.

I need to stop hampstering fb and go watch McGuyver.

by spinal365 January 20, 2011

Throbbing hampster

When your cock gets stuck a Jewish Asshole

I was so upset i did a throbbing hampster

by Moist robert December 5, 2016

Russian Hampster

An extremely hairy, unshaven genital area in either a man or a woman.

Person 1: Hey, what do you think about me hooking up with Jennifer tonight at her party?

Person 2: Yeah sure but watch out, she has a Russian Hampster

Person 1: Oh... nevermind

by elbocko April 6, 2011

thirsty hampster

When a guy lays across an open sunroof and gets their dick sucked like a hampster drinking water from a spout.

I was a thirsty hampster and gave my boyfriend a blowjob in his car.

by MrDavch February 25, 2024