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by Naruto123456789 June 24, 2021
Get the Hamood mug.A theory of Universal existence popularized by Dr Hammond on his site, hammondtheory.com. In summary, it is essentially a logical explanation of how any conscious being can logically believe themselves to be a god.
by aaronha April 19, 2010
Get the The Hammond Theory mug.The mythical hymen found within a person's rectum which can be broken during their first experience of anal sex.
I wanted to go in through the back door, but she was afraid there'd be lots of blood if I broke her ass hymond.
by PoppyLand September 11, 2011
Get the ass hymond mug.A god from Lebanon he is the most strong and humble person that has ever lived. He is the biggest sk (sick kunt) or eshhay to ever live. He died in 2014 at Kogarah Flats , Sydney, New South Wales, Australia in a big brawl between Marist College Kogarah and Kogarah High. A few wise preachers have said that he will be resurrected on the 7th of December 2018, and dominate the whole world and buy the whole nike company and make just TNs.
by Hamoudy_ lover_44 November 1, 2018
Get the Ahmed Hamoudy mug.Hamood is often a nickname for Ahmed or Mohammad. Hamood is usually a tall adorable guy with curly hair. He's the Prince of Arabia every girl dreams of marrying. Being friends with a Hamood is the best thing that can happen to you. They have a good sense of humor, throw nasty jokes every once in a while, offer great advice when you don't know what to do, etc. Often times having a friendship with a Hamood may lead to you falling hard for him and wanting to be more than friends. However Hamood isn't worried about finding his soulmate yet, he just wants to live life, smoke hookah, and chill with his friends. If you do end up having a Hamood fall for you, know that it's the best thing that will ever happen to you and don't let him go.
Girl 1: "Like OMG! Whenever we talk, wether its text, on the phone, FaceTime, or in person, my heart beats so fast and just, ughhh he's so perfect!"
Girl 2: "Girl come on, this is just a phase like when you were crushing on Omar Borkan."
Girl 1: "Nooo, you don't understand, like I really want to marry him!"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Hamood."
Girl 2: "Oh sh*t girl, you better hope on that quick, he's a keeper for sure."
Girl 2: "Girl come on, this is just a phase like when you were crushing on Omar Borkan."
Girl 1: "Nooo, you don't understand, like I really want to marry him!"
Girl 2: "What's his name?"
Girl 1: "Hamood."
Girl 2: "Oh sh*t girl, you better hope on that quick, he's a keeper for sure."
by rere321 September 24, 2015
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