Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Hamlet

Sounds like a cut of meat from a piglet. Kind of like veal comes from a calf, a baby cow.

They had green eggs and hamlet for breakfast.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

hamlet

The area/flap of skin where the gooch meets the ballsack.

These heated seats are really keeping my hamlet warm!

by J_bags February 10, 2022

Hamlet

Ham wallet or vagina

"Aaron ate out my hamlet"

by SenpaiCanadiaWhisperra April 13, 2016

hamlet

Emo kid who whines a lot and treats his girlfriend Ophelia like trash. Also apparently 30.

Ophelia: exists
Hamlet: GET THEE TO A NUNNERY YOU WHORE

by kayslays21 November 8, 2019