Hamlet

Used to describe a ham omelet that is so good it takes you back to the Elizabethan Era.

“My dawg, I made you a hamlet this morning!”
“Oh shoot, it’s not poisoned or gonna make me lose my sanity right?”
“Haha, nah. It’s just got some straight up deloish ham in it.”
“Ah tight, thanks dawg!”

by Tru Son of Cronus July 3, 2019

The Hamlet

Eating multiple flavors of Andy's ice cream out of a dudes ass

Yo he got the hamlet

by Calebloves tummy stix September 5, 2025

Hamlet

An omelet made of ham

"yo, make that HAMLET, it's so bomb"

by kwevihjoerbvoier November 20, 2020

Butter Hamlet

The female equivalent of a red rocket.

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

by Snorchamo July 19, 2018

Hamlet

Sounds like a cut of meat from a piglet. Kind of like veal comes from a calf, a baby cow.

They had green eggs and hamlet for breakfast.

by The Original Agahnim July 23, 2021

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

Montana Hamlet

When your gap-toothed friend punches a cowgirl in the ovaries to break the eggs, inserts the necessary ingredients for a bacon omelette, folds her over, and let's it simmer for 90 seconds on high.

Torrey- "how was your date last night"
Lucas- "It was pretty good, I gave her a Montana Hamlet. She loved it, other than the undercooked bacon"

by Ginger beard November 29, 2013