Muscle Hamster

A muscle hamster is a small person who joins the gym in order to try and bulk up, hoping it will make up for their size

Tony: Ha, have you seen ollie joined the gym

Ally: Yeah hes such a little muscle hamster

by Kaiiizr February 13, 2010

rationalization hamster

The rationalization hamster is a legendary creature dwelling deep in the minds of the self-delusional, and is particularly common among young liberal women. From birth, the rationalization hamster enters a symbiotic relation with its host, whereby whenever the host feels a craving to do something completely insane and malicious that will have horrible consequences for everyone in the long run, the rationalization hamster will jump on its wheel and run really, really fast, getting the magical hamster wheel to spin out a long sheet of paper full of neat rationalizations for the ultimately devastating action.

Rationalization hamsters are thought to be a key component in producing liberal scholarly works, particularly those of feminism. Young, liberated women often rely on it to explain their attraction to the asshole who is going to pump and dump them, as well as their contempt for the nice guy who, unaware of the hamster within, strives fruitlessly to gain their true love. Older, liberated women also rely on it for dumping their husbands and using the resulting child support money on jewellery, cars and/or crack.

The adulterer: Well, it's okay to lie about cheating on him and say it's his baby, as long as his feelings aren't hurt!

Some dude: Whoa, you think it's okay to lie, cheat and commit paternity fraud on your man? Your rationalization hamster must be working overtime!

The adulterer: But it's not my fault I slept around, it kinda just happened! And those guys probably raped me because I don't really like them right now anymore...

Some dude: Hot dang, that's one tough hamster!

by rampaging teddybear of wub December 14, 2012

Hamilton Hello

When you walk into a public bathroom and there is a stacked pile of human excrement accompanied by a pair of abandoned pants. Popularized by visitors of Hamilton, Ontario.

Dude, I left her a Hamilton Hello. I had to leave my favourite pair of jeans behind but it was so worth it.

by HiImDarryl December 22, 2016

Hamilton Special

A Hamilton Special is a bundle of drunkenness usually reserved for high school and college-aged people who are blacking out on a budget. It consists of two Four Lokos of any flavor, one 32-oz. Bud Light Bottle (no 40's in FL), and one Black and Mild (preferably wood-tip and Wine flavored) to be smoked as a closing ceremony. The Hamilton Special derives its name from its price, as a $10 bill will have you Hamilton'd and ready to go in most areas.

Bro 1: "Bro, Zach threw up on my car and fucked my girlfriend!"

Bro 2: "Deal with it tomorrow, he's already a Hamilton Special deep"

by Big M0e June 18, 2011

Hamish Mehta

cool slik guy

u got no problem with him he got no problem with u

wow hamish mehta u pretty COOL!!!!!

by Malcolm21321231231 October 13, 2020

Spicy Hamster

/v/ verb:To eat a burger or similar and drip hot sauce onto your gloves without realising and then finger a girl with the gloves still on, creating the effect of a peppered rodent.

Can have a similar effect to figging

Rob: 'I was at the Bonfire Night BBQ last night and had a burger with chilli sauce, then things got steamy with Bethany and I gave her a spicy hamster without knowing. She was squealing with pleasure!'

Callum: 'Good thing she's into that kinda kinky shit like tentacles and S&M

by Vanilla Chinchilla November 21, 2010

second choice hamster

Someone that you would hook up with when you can't get with your first choice. The name is a reference to when you were a little kid and you went to the pet store and you wanted something cute, like a puppy or a bunny or a kitty, but your mom said NO, so you got a stupid little hamster instead.

He's totally my second choice hamster, so I only went to see him for a few minutes after I got with the guy I really like.

by Tweeples June 5, 2013