silent hater

People who pretend to support you but secretly wish for you to fail; people who are haters, but don't speak up because they know the person they secretly 'hate' on has real talent and is going somewhere therefore they remain silent until they can find a reason to hate out loud.

This girl smiles in my face, but talks behind my back. She's a silent hater by definition.

by TheRealDWithV January 25, 2012

Dab on the haters

A coping mechanism for 5th graders to avoid the realization that Existance is pain

Jake pauly fan: "Hey Da'quan, you hear what Michael said about you?"
Da'quan: "I don't care what Michael said. DAB ON THE HATERS"

by Cyprus EVo October 27, 2017

america hater lover

A person or group of people who love people who hate the United States of America. The phrase was coined by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report.

Terrorists are America Hater Lovers

by im drinkin pepsi August 7, 2006

Hasterfag

To bluntly insult and/or spam someone continuously.

That guy is totally hasterfagging me!

by shshsh1 August 28, 2009

haterade

A trace vitamin that restores your ability to continue hating long after most people would give it up.

I had no more energy for hating the deserving bastard. So I bought a six pack of haterade and continued all thru the night

by Holly Trunk March 30, 2004

Jim Halpert

THE MAN YOU WANT TO MARRY WHEN YOU GROW UP. HES PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. THE LORD HAS BLESSED HIM. HALLELUJAH BABY JESUS

"back off Pam, Jim is mine"
"I love you Jim"
"Jim Halpert is such a nice guy"

by tinkerbellthegirl April 13, 2020

Halpert Hair

Having long uncombed hair that resembles Jim's from The Office.

I woke up this morning and had some crazy halpert hair goin.

by Dan5999 November 7, 2007