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hotdog ladder

A practical joke in which a hotdog is gently leaned against the face of a sleeping friend, creating a tiny ladder between a pillow and the friend's face. A successful hotdog ladder is achieved when one's fingers can be walked from the base of the ladder to the top without waking the friend. It should be noted that the wiener is not intended to be phallic.
Joanna fell asleep early last night and we gave her a hotdog ladder. She was pretty pissed when she woke up.
by Nathan Shep December 28, 2008
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hotdog spoon

The act of placing your penis so that it rests gently between the butt cheeks of another, male of female, while at no time achieving penitration.
Ryan really enjoys hotdog spooning with his "close friend" Rusty McTwist.
by TZONE August 18, 2006
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hotdog eater

A pejorative word to describe the working class people.
A classless kind of person. A street guy.
Former Prime minister of Canada, Pierre-Elliott Trudeau used to call former Prime minister of Quebec, Robert Bourassa a 'hotdog eater'.
by pkarrows July 15, 2010
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Hotdog dick

When you stick your dick in between a hotdog bun and cover it with condiments.
That girl is crazy! She sucked my hotdog dick.
by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020
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hotdog buns

A term used to refer to a woman's breasts in a public setting, so that only you and your friends know you are checking out her fun bags.

They are called hotdog buns because you want to put your wiener between them.
A "gifted" woman walks by Bilbo and S.P.9, and Bilbo says "Damn look at those hotdog buns!"
by S.P. is my buddy November 3, 2011
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Hotdog Man

When you're at a gas station and a man who is absolutely blanked out tells you about the infamous hotdog man who terrorizes the bathrooms east of the Mississippi. He may kill you and then shit of your corpse leaving you in the local gas station bathroom.
Cr1tiKal: hey man I gotta go use the shitter real bad can I get the key
Blanked man: hotdog man
by Jadadion March 8, 2020
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Hotdog Bitch

A degrading term for someone or something who is a real bitch.
That guy is afraid of heights, what a hotdog bitch.
Stop being such a hotdog bitch and do it.
by NotAHotdogBitch September 3, 2012
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