by ShazzySprinkles March 2, 2017
Get the horizon lumpsmug. by Theonetheycallednerdy July 18, 2016
Get the purple horizonsmug. by kittycatxoxo December 14, 2010
Get the camp horizonsmug. this is the act of seeing a girl or guy on the horizon, only to come to them to closely find that they do not meet the expected level of hotness
Mike: "Damn look at that girl down there...smokin'!!!"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
Twohy: "Ya man, total babe"
***girl walks by***
Mike: "Every time, just a horizon tease"
by TemporalBaller December 11, 2011
Get the horizon teasemug. Deviant sexual act wherein a man, giving it to his woman jackhammer style, yells, "Oh no, the blowout preventer is failing," drops her on the ground, pulls out, falls down on the floor next to her, blows his load on her stomach, and then sets it on fire.
Guy 1: "Last night night I was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a Deepwater Horizon."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
by BPexec1 May 31, 2010
Get the Deepwater Horizonmug. The moment in time when you know you are just seconds from being kicked-out of your home or apartment and will be falling into the black hole of homelessness.
When I heard the loud knock at my door, I knew it was the Sheriff and that I was about to cross over the evict horizon.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
Get the evict horizonmug. 