meat holster

Vagina.

She knew he was married, yet she kept throwing her meat holster at him.

by Da Rossa June 14, 2022

Turd holster

That thing that alot of people consider to be their lower colon/lower intestines, when in reality its true name is your turd holster.

Man you got to pull over before my "turd holster" springs a leak.

My "turd holster" is fully loaded.

by The mad fapper July 31, 2013

Cock Holster

Rough slang for another man's lips - referring to them as accommodating a penis as a holster does a pistol. Thought to have originated in military boot camp.

"Hey - you better snap that cock holster shut before I shut it with my boot!"

by Sergeant Shank March 28, 2017

holster sagging

Pants that are pulled down from a person wearing a gun holster. It often results in a person's underwear or butt crack showing. sagging pants, gun, holster, law enforcement, police, cowboy, sheriff

The cop was a bag guy and he wore baggy pants and suffered from a bad case of holster sagging.

by joecoolthefool November 11, 2015

Love holsters

The excess fat of an obese person that is used as handholds when mounting for doggy style. Most Love holsters, are found on or near the hips and or the back.

Dude I couldn't get up on her from the front, so I used her love holsters to pull my self up to her pooter.

by Stiffie95 July 09, 2010

cock holster

Mouth. Used to tell someone to shut up (in about the worst way you can).

Shut your fucking cock holster.

by Ed Anger February 23, 2003

Gun-holster

Boxer shorts. (See also Gun).

The term is sometimes mistakenly used to describe a vagina.

"I can't stand up yet man, I've got a loaded weapon in my Gun-holster"

"I need to go to Primark to buy a Gun-holster"

"No you dick, that's not a Gun-holster, that's a quim"

by absolutejw January 23, 2010