heifer

a bigger woman that you very much dislike and making fun of.

That heifer need to lose some weight with her fat ass.

by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020

heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal

"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

Not today heifer

When you feel pulled into other people's drama, you might think this.

Not today heifer, not my pasture, not my problem.

by Westsideisbestside August 4, 2022

sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022

Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022

Street heifer

A large woman who runs the streets

That street heifer Has been down that road 10 times in a row!!

by Cade’O March 14, 2022

Heifer Hideaway

Female counterpart to a “man cave”

Come on over and will hang in the heifer hideaway.
It’s not a she shed it’s a heifer hideaway. No chickens allowed.

by ashane November 3, 2025