Rottweiler in a headlock

Another way of saying constipated.

I didnt think that turd would ever come out. It was like I had a Rottweiler in a headlock

by Tex in affect February 3, 2024

headlock

putting other people down to get female or male validation from others

“Yo chris you a bitch”, says this to put down friend and make the female laugh this is a headlock

by jprim400 July 31, 2022

headless headlock

Term used to describe an unusually large minge also known as a wizards sleeve.

“Crystal has a minge like a headless headlock nearly fell into it.”

by Shanbamthankumam69 September 22, 2022

Headlock

A tight situation that you either have to fight through or tap out of.

A big decision making situation.

A deep train of thought.

A moment when life slows down.

A moment you won't forget. Due

I was hit with a Headlock today at work. My boss blamed me for something I didn't do and wouldn't hear my end. I was about to quit but I need the money.

My mom went through a Headlock about her life one time. I guess she chose the sleeping pills over raising me and my brother that night. I had to smack her awake until the ambulance came and Fed her charcoal.

My girl cheated on me so now I'm going through a Headlock on weather or not I want to stay with her.

I'm having a Headlock on where I want to throw my birthday party this year.

I'm having a Headlock on what school I want to attend.

I'm having a Headlock on what I want to be when I grow up.

I'm having a Headlock on what happens when you die.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Arkansas headlock

When a man wraps his legs around his partners head with his penis in his partners mouth

She said she gave a good blowjob, I asked her if she had ever had an Arkansas headlock.

by Skyclimber Knievel September 25, 2022

houdini headlock

The Houdini headlock is when your balls deep into a chick and at the last second before u bust a nut you choke her in a headlock and put your dick in her nose and cut all over yelling "HOUDINI" afterwords the cum comes spilling out of the mouth

I just gave this chick the Houdini headlock

by Slapurmum_m8 March 23, 2016