Harriett

Yes, with two "t"'s. Different from all of the other grey, bland "Harriets". Harriett is a (very) smart, independent, shy, beautiful woman who doesn't even know it. She's got a great sense of humor, music, and more. She has a god damn amazing body, but will never accept it. She also won't accept the fact that she's very easy on the eyes. Her laugh is also one of the cutest things in the world, and would make a republican smile. Not to mention her voice is music to most anyone's ears. She also finds peace in Television and some games, opposite her countless airhead, size negative three counterparts. If you've ever been stupid enough to start acting depressed around her when she was one of the only things that made you happy in today's world, than you're an idiot.

Harriett: I'm mank and fat.

Man: Harriett! You aren't fat, mank, dumb, any of that! For the billionth time you are the perfect girl, my god!

Harriett: I like trains

Man: NONONOWAIT--

Harriett by NotMyRealNameAtAllWhatsoever December 16, 2011

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David Harris

The future of the NFL. This underrated beastly linebacker was drafted in the second round out of Michigan, and has been one of the greatest draft picks in New York Jets history. In his rookie season, he took over the place of pro bowler Jonathan Vilma and led the Jets in tackles. Lawrence Taylor and Dick Butkus look up to David Harris.

Jake: Who is leading the Jets in tackles this season?

Jeff: Obviously David Harris.

David Harris by JJJJAAAAKKKEEEE November 2, 2008

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Harriers

An Irish nightclub that is a rite of passage for thousands of teenagers throughout the midlands of Ireland. Located in Tullamore, Co. Offaly, this club and it's lax policy of allowing (and some say, encouraging) underage drinking, attracts all social groups looking for a good 'shift' (or maybe more). From goths to chavs all are welcomed.
If you're 16, don't mind the smell of Lynx body spray and in the mood for a foam party, Harriers on a Saturday is heaven for you!

Anto: Biyz, are yees goin to Harriers?, it'll be savage craic!
Wayne: No way, I'm nearly 18! Way too old for that place.

For legal reasons, I must state that Harriers 'complies with all the laws regarding alcohol sale and consumption'. Nudge nudge, wink wink.

Harriers by Captainfailure April 17, 2008