jojo hairline

Something that not straight

Jay:have u seen jojo hairline

Josian: u mean that thing that not straight

by Whyisyougay June 23, 2021

Bad hairline

Tim He

Tim He has a bad hairline

by Thatguystead March 4, 2022

Rocky Mountain Hairline

A chronic condition passed on to you by the failed beauticians at Great Clips, in which your hair has peaks and valleys very similar to those of the Rocky Mountains.

"Look at John's Rocky Mountain hairline; he must have went to Great Clips"

by Black_destroyer_33 November 29, 2016

roller coaster hairline

Some one with a curved or obscure hairline, it is used as an insult.

Amin's hair goes like a roller coaster.

"Samers hair is so crooked, ". "That boy got a roller coaster hairline!"

by WestSideKilla December 9, 2016

Garett’s Hairline

The worst hairline in all existence. This hairline is so crooked that even an anus is straighter than it. Merely looking at this hairline will burn your eyeballs to ashes, and it will overwhelm your brain as well, frying it and instantly killing you.

“Look away! It’s Garett’s Hairline!”

by BigBabyShrek February 27, 2019

Logan pauls hairline

Logan pauls hairline is commonly used when someone is being very annoying.

Despite the fact you probably have never seen it, hairlines caused KSI vs Logan paul.

Or said as LPH.

Guy 1:'Damn bro, look at his hairline!'
Guy 2: 'I know right, thats totally LPH, haha!'

Girl 1: 'Why am I here?'
Girl 2: 'To see Logan pauls hairline I guess.'

by quatorosss January 16, 2020

Receding Hairline

One who's bad at deep meaningful tweets, has an expected massive forehead, one whom believes they are blacker than one truly is. Tries at everything but never really accomplishes much.

Person#1: duuude that new guy in class is such a receder like did you see that receding hairline it's almost excpeted that he's a douche.

Person#2: I get it I really do I mean just take a look at his tweets it's just bad bro.

by Harribalsach October 29, 2015