Gymnastics

That thing you do after sex to reach the nearest t-shirt.

Gymnastics-

"No... wait... you move this way. No, no, not... yeah, that way. Now grab that shirt. Or the shorts... whatever you can reach. Yeah, that's fine, that'll work." *scampers off to bathroom*

by Thaaaank fr. June 23, 2013

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Gymnasties

Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.

Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!

by Ggbeltram May 18, 2006

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wilton high school gymnastics

....wait what gymnastics team?

"What did you do last night man?"
-wilton kid # 1
"Ohh I tried to outdrink some new canaan kids... I lost though" - wilton kid # 2
"Oh that's a shame... maybe you can go drink your sorrows away, and then hookup with one of the those "NASTy" hoes on our gymnastics team..." - wilton kid # 1
"wait, we have a girls gymnastics team?" Wilton kid # 2
"...i know ... i thought they were the guys gymnastics team first time i looked at 'em..."- Wilton kid # 1
"I think I passed out yesterday after like 2 beers... maybe if I could hold myself for another round, I might actually start to find one of them attractive." - Wilton kid # 2
"Quite doubtful." Wilton kid # 1

by somerandomwiltonboys April 21, 2005

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Mental gymnastics

A phrase used by those who cannot handle analytical thinking and can only handle simple thinking and simple explanations. Mental gymnastics is required to figure out difficult questions and topics.

I cannot understand what you’re explaining. I’ll just accuse you of using mental gymnastics because I think that will help me win the debate.

by EvilSatanWorshipper April 27, 2019

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