as dry as a nun's gusset

Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.

Quick, get me a drink, I'm as dry as a nun's gusset.

by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003

Gustaf

A person with extraordinary high levels of both intelligence and looks, who completely dominates everything he or she attempts to do.

-Oh my God, I think I just saw a Gustaf.
-Don't give me that crap, there's only one of those in the entire world and I sincerely doubt he'll take a walk here out of all places.
-True that. True that.

by Leonard L May 1, 2006

me gusta chuparme los pies

In spanish, it means " I like to suck on my feet." Usually said by a unsuspecting gringo who was tricked into saying it by a mexican.

John: Jose, How do you say "nice to meet you" in spanish?

Jose: Me gusta chuparme los pies. That is the polite way of saying it.

John: Thanks man.

by mexicanprankster January 23, 2011

Gustav

#king #glass #lallare

Gustav is fun
Gustav have a big dick

by Lillgurk4n December 12, 2016

guestimation

A guestimation is an entirely useless term that resides between guess and estimation.
Know>estimate>guess>unknown

Dude 1: My guestimation is about $1,500 for that car.
Dude 2: ?

by Transpolar Drift Stream July 20, 2011

Gustard

Short for the phrase "gusset custard" Any sort of vaginal discharge. Particularly after sexual activity.

Oh no! I've got bad gustard today

by Controversial Dan January 2, 2016

Gustav Cannon

When you stick a frozen hotdog up your buthole and fart it out.

I’m gonna kidnap you and turn you into a Gustav Cannon.

by Bobby Ugg’s December 1, 2018