yo gurt

when ya boi gurt is right there

yo gurt, wanna smoke this silly shrub?

by ya boi gurt June 11, 2018

Go-Gurt

When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.

"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"

by BoingoBrown January 16, 2021

burst a gurt

Results in crying while laughing.

"He was laughing so hard, he nearly burst a gurt."

by kphc November 29, 2006

gurt highway

Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway

Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.

by Blood Champion June 20, 2022

our gurt

My girlfriend/wife/partner - South Yorkshire, Sheffield specifically.

Person 1 - comin t'pub later?

Person 2 - 'ang on, lemme ask our gurt or she'll 'av me later

by SheffBorn+Bred November 23, 2022

Gurt Alert

An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around

Damn nigga, GURT ALERT, thats one ugly bitch!!!

by Bungle Queefer January 3, 2010

Durag Gurt

Durag Gurt is a hot sexy mook

Look at that indian mook named Durag Gurt😩😩😩

by HateTheSmoke August 29, 2021