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Gurn

a student who is constantly studying simply for grades or to get into the "right college/grad school", not with passion or for the joy of learning.
geez, that kid is such a gurn.
by sluggo October 21, 2004
mugGet the Gurnmug.

gurn

A slang reference to someone from Guernsey
Fuckin' gurn
by Eyes Wide Slut February 25, 2004
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gurn

by liam rogers November 5, 2003
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3rd Degree Gurns

When somebody has way too much MDMA and ends up having jaw breaking gurns
Guy 1: Dude! Did you see all the photo's from last night?
Guy 2: yeah, love how Dave's got 3rd Degree Gurns in everyone!
Guy 1: classic Dave!
by H421 February 27, 2017
mugGet the 3rd Degree Gurnsmug.

Gurning Drug Monkey

One who pulls ridiculous faces whilst under the influence of drugs such as E's, Coke, Speed etc.

Can be characterised by excessive jaw motion whilst hammering a piece of chewing gum, wide eyes and a streched out gob contorted into numerous positions.

Can also be used to refer to those smashed out of their tiny little trees on top quality skunk.
1. Look at that fellow, he's a gurning drug monkey...

2. We don't want to walk around Amserdam with a bunch of gurning drug monkeys
by urbankhaos May 6, 2003
mugGet the Gurning Drug Monkeymug.

gurning fuck lizard

a generic insult, usually directed at an ugly female that either yourself or your close pals have had romantic liasons with. can be directed at almost anybody however.

nb - best used the morning after a friend has slept with a random ho-bag. rubs rock salt in fresh wounds.
"is jonny crying in the shower? hahaha! serves him right for smashing a gurning fuck lizard, again!"
by smyphilis October 30, 2008
mugGet the gurning fuck lizardmug.

Gurning like a hippo

A rare facial expression pulled by those on the brink of falling in love, usually whilst they think no one else is watching. For example when working at a computer or watching TV.

Often accompanied by total inability to concentrate and the making of uncharacteristic mistakes - see gurple
No don't ask him, he went out with that girl again last night and now he's gurning like a hippo. He's not gonna get anything done today...
by Almosnoopy August 7, 2011
mugGet the Gurning like a hippomug.

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