Mexican Gunslinger

A bar prank where someone takes 2 open Corona or Dos Equis bottles, shoves them upside-down in the pockets of an unwitting victim, and immediately assumes the stance of an Old West gunfighter in a standoff. The victim will inevitably turn around and yank the pouring bottles, like a pair of six-shooters, out the pockets of his/her now-drenched pants, at which point the prankster will then mimic triumphantly shooting the victim with their finger pistols. This works best on a timid-looking victim who probably doesn't have a large group of drunken, belligerent friends around.

Mexican Gunslinger in action:

Prankster - "Bartender, dos cervezas, por favor."

*SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE* <shoves in victim's pockets>

Victim - "Dude! What the fuck!?" <yanks out bottles>

Prankster - "GUNSLINGER! PEW! PEW! PEW!"

by Holysmokez October 3, 2010

Gunslinger

1. Someone proficient enough to shoot the Triple Nickel Course of Fire.
2. A Triple Nickel coin holder.

Don't Fuck with Kelly just because he has a bitch name- he is a bonafide Gunslinger.

by 555 #4 March 22, 2009

Gunslinger

A person who masturbates with their back to a mirror, then spins to surprise his reflection at the point of shooting off. This is also known as the quick draw.

Guest: What's that shit on the mirror?
Me: Oh, that's just my man froth. I'm a gunslinger.

by slickacedavis January 13, 2009

Gunkel

an alternative name for the penis

Dude, I think she wants your gunkel.

by leftwingin October 25, 2010

gunnells

Gunnells is broken into two parts. It is a last name gun stands for ak-47 and in Greek nells means urinal so sometimes it can mean ak-47 in a urinal. but it can also be a very,very fancy German last name.

wife: why is that ak-47 in that urinal
husband: oh that's just a Gunnells
wife: what the heck is a Gunnells!!!!!
husband: its a gun in a urinal or it can be a ak in a urinal or a fancy German last name

by 'Piduh-ma'an!!! January 20, 2016

gunslinger

A gunslinger is someone who is amazing on their instrument, but not in a robotic way (like steve vai). A gunslinger has a natural affinity for their instrument and plays with lots of feeling. Most of their songs build up to ragged, improvised solos. Usually they can't read music and they're not very polished because they taught themselves. Even though they can't play the same thing twice, they stand as the kings of their instrument. They usually build their legend around live concerts. They carry a metaphorical gun, hence gunslinger.

The first gunslinger was Charlie Parker, and the quintessential/most famous gunslinger is Jimi Hendrix. The song Johnny B. goode is about a gunslinger

by penis2.0 October 17, 2008

Guiseley

voted the most road town in Yorkshire, Guiseley is run by whatever bad boys hang around the car park accross the bridge from Nethermoor stadium, guiseley is home to all sorts of ages, from toddlers wearing full adidas tracksuits, teens closing deals outside Mcdonalds, adults driving to work parked in shit traffic and old people who take 10 minutes to cross the zebra crossing outside Morrisons, Guiseley is the home of the mandem. Most of the places in guiseley are nice, but places not to go if you are a visitor are definitely the bit outside morrisons at 8:20 on a weekday, or the woods next to nunroyd park at 4:00 in the afternoon as this is where the mandem smoke the weed ygm, if you go to either of these places at that time, you will get cheffed up my guy.

person 1: "i just went to get some milk from morrisons last thursday morning and i came back with more holes in me than a cheese grater"
person 2: "u should no by now that da guiseley mandem always carry a ching with them, maybe next time you go down there u should bring ure strap g ygm"

by Joseph bludclart mama November 3, 2019