Guacamole Shooter

mix together 2 oz. of beer, a shot of tequila, a splash of Tabasco, and a spoonful of guacamole in a whiskey glass. Shoot it in one gulp or sip it for prolonged gratification.

I bought a friend of mine a Guacamole Shooter for her birthday.

by Duke Superballs March 11, 2009

Guacamole Trail

Discharge form a womens vagina, that is so thick it leaves a greenish trail in her underwear.

Damn girl! You need to get checked! Your vagina left a guacamole trail in your panties

by DirtyBird006 July 13, 2010

Guacamole leg dip

When a white girl shaves her legs down to the point where they’re green

My god Sammy has guacamole leg dip. It looks so bad

by Keona McCnugget March 7, 2019

Guac-Sock

The placement of an avocado in one's sock to create a weapon; then, person of choice is beaten with weapon until avocado becomes guacamole

Guy 1 : how did he die?
Detective : based on the severe bruises. It is logical to conclude he was beaten with the mighty Guac-Sock

by NigsterNogster April 2, 2019

Glancer

Formal medical term for the condition that an individual has when their large glizzy hands/fingers develop a form of aggressive cancer. Typically only occurs in individuals who are extremely old.

"Yo Huey, did you hear that Atrioc "Big A" Ewing got diagnosed with Glancer? It's terminal."

"That is terrible. Maybe if he went live on time that wouldn't have happened!"

by astradave August 1, 2023

African Guacamole

When you're black and you use a straw to suck the diarrhea out of your girls butt and then funnel it back into her nose. Leaving her senseless.

Lakesha had food poisoning so I gave her some African Guacamole. She seems better now. She also had some chips.

by Bloodydragonluvr69 June 5, 2016

Trash Guac

That guacamole which is a remnant of a meal, offered to one without a meal.

Dusty: That Mexican (food) looks mighty tasty.

Matt: Indeed. You can have the trash guac when I’m done.

Dusty: Much obliged.

by dustyDictionary August 11, 2018