Grouching

The act of being a grouch.

Ashley wouldn't quit grouching today. She's so bitter.

by ms24 October 6, 2010

gophing

The unwanted act of two or more people mouthing then continuing on to fist each other in strange and innapropriate places.

I, unfortunately, witnessed Matt and Helen gophing in the Hillarys public bathrooms.

by yetter of many ballz April 21, 2021

ripe for the groping

a chick who is just ASKING to be groped by wearing high skirts and/or tank tops.

DAMN! Catherine is just standing there ripe for the groping!

by forever_undeadd March 28, 2009

Grymphing

The (perverted sexual) practice of sniffing a warm bicycle saddle and deriving pleasure from it. Probably Cornish in origin.

(i) I'z jus' owt grymphing pretty maid's saddles
(ii) There's Nelly I grymphed 'er zaddle last week

by Parsnip Nose John October 22, 2008

Groupingon

v. The act of buying a coupon that provides benefits for a whole group.

Thing 1: Hey you want to see that movie?
Thing 2: Yeah sure let me just pull out my handy dandy Groupingon Pocket Savings Book!

by adkfjaskldfjaslkd May 15, 2011

groping gander

Any one who wants sex who doesn't get it and honks about it all day

My husbands being a groping gander today im not in the mood so hes upset and bitching about how theres no intimacy.

by somire August 24, 2016

grouching season

Grouching season is when you are constantly grumpy and any little thing will annoy you, you may want to fight people

Jack-“it’s grouching season bro”
Ethan-“yeh same”
Jack-“that kids looking at my funny”
Ethan-“let’s dip him down”

by DOE GANG July 4, 2019