Groke

A person (typically male) who is gay and broke.

Harry: "Hey, can I borrow 10 dollars?"
Justin: "Sorry, I don't give money handouts to groke people."
Harry: "what.."
Raymond: "Yeah, dude, you've been acting groke as fuck lately."

by grokeahbih January 29, 2020

groker

noun.

1. A social gathering to watch porn.

Background info: Invented by two guys who were really bored one day and their minds went off into random topics. The topic of porn watching came up and thus we wished to find one word to describe this event. We came up with "groker," a fusion of the screennames held by the two gentlemen: "green" and "joker."

Hey let's go to the groker later tonight, all the guys and girls are going to be there and it's going to be a lot of fun.

by joker September 18, 2003

groknite

the grease residue on your hands after fixing a car

The groknite left upon the widow's hand made her realize how much she missed her inventive husband.

by McDuck July 12, 2003

groking in fullness

The ultimate state of complete, total satisfaction - A multi-sesnsory overload rendering the groked one to a condition which prevents moving, speaking or other high functioning activity.

At the end of a full-on, double-jointed, porn star pounding, she laid there there with a coochie load, smiling and groking in fullness.

by conquroot April 24, 2009

Grokward

Derived from the words gross and awkward. It should be usedwhen saomething is gross and awkward AT THE SAME TIME.

Person 1:Dude, The new kid is sooooo Gross and awkward.

Person 2: He's totally grokward.

by energia25 July 8, 2010

Grokler

Gangleader of the so called „GGX“ Gang ,
some might say he’s a descendant of Pablo Escobar but he‘s probably just fat. His specialties are eating & ditching his Gang members.

Oi Grokler where’s Tyler1?

by Normiegodx February 27, 2019

grokkery

A feeling of anger

You ever just feel grokkery

by anonymous April 23, 2021