gristle hammer

The penis, sexual orgen of the male.

"That girl was noshing my gristle hammer all night!"

by sionyn July 22, 2008

grosstache

a gross mustache, often a sign of truly high intellect and virginity

I had been a happy person before I grew this grey grosstache!

by Worstward January 6, 2009

gristle gut

Someone with a big fat greasy overhanging belly.

Look at that fatass. His gristle gut is hanging out of his shirt. What a slob.

by hugedumps October 9, 2005

goristic

having to do with being gory and fantastic.

Zombies are goristic, considering they are very gory and fantastic.

by andrea disgusts. July 11, 2009

Half Gristle

Having half an erection, or feeling fiesty.

She walked around the corner and I was on her with a half gristle.

by Cord Crampton December 31, 2006

gristle

What chicken McNuggets at McDonalds are made out of.

Man these McNuggets taste like gristle.

by Winston You Beauty! February 15, 2006

Fanny Gristle

The flaps beside the love hole are more fondly known as Fanny gristle

She had a lot of fanny gristle

by Stewart Smith February 10, 2004