Groin Clench

When a girl gets an involuntary twinge in the groin region as a result of thinking of/ witnessing something arousing.

Keenan: Did you SEE Channing Tatum in uniform in Dear John?
Caitlin: YES, I groin clenched so bad!

by BaileyBoo28 April 21, 2011

groinenstein

injury to the groin or surrounding areas

person tends to have qualities of
1. long flowing jesus locks of hair
2. use's "Hey Mane" as a greeting
3. often creeps thru use of facebook, texting, the act of following or any means of stalking

"He hurt his Groinenestein"
"How's the Groinenstein?"
"Go Stretch the Groinenstein"
"I was masturbating to Law and Order SVU and I pulled my Groinenstein

by theTEAM_31 July 8, 2010

groin gazing

Looking at boners in ads.

Did you see Vice's new article on groin gazing?

by badfeminist March 16, 2014

Groingus

a tiktok trend where you grab your male friends genitals and squeeze them till they burst while they are asleep

Oh my god! my friend Micah just did Groingus to my Gentitals! I am now a woman!

by Ballseater69420 October 4, 2021

groin terrorist

HIV-positoids who jab infected needles in the arms, legs and other susceptible bodyparts in subway trains as an act of vengenance!

Unlike the groin terrorist, the 'gift-giver' is someone with what has been called 'compassionate access': willingness to give his disease to those who ask for it! Crazy, ya think? Well, some people love to contract AIDS by will an are called the 'bug-chasers'!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

Rupert Grint

Cute red haired teen who plays Ron Weasly in the Harry Potter Movies. He likes to play guitar, draw/sketch, and try to ride the unicycle...

People who think Rupert Grint isn't hot need to LAY OFF! He's cute in his own way!

by Madysen April 22, 2007

Groinal Stretches

When wearing tights, often we find that the groin area insists on sagging. To overcome this, we stretch the groinal area by widening the legs, either with legs side by side, or placing one foot forward and one foot back.

Chantelle: "What are you doing? You look like a goon"
Charmaine: "My tights are lowering, I'm doing groinal stretches"

by Alice Taylor September 5, 2006