Gruden

When you have such a big package that there's a bulge apparent no matter how you adjust your legs. HD TV is to blame for 25% more grudens on TV. Former NFL coach Jon Gruden gave birth to this definition announcing Monday Night Football.

"That chick was just mean mugging my gruden."

"Check outtt the gruden on that guy."

"Ohh yuk did you see that chick? She has a bigger gruden then me."

by Grith Lightning April 25, 2010

The Drew Gooden

While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.

I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

grodelicious

Something, usually food, that looks, smells, or sounds grody but is actually delicious

Person 1: Dude, those fried bugs look grody!!
Person 2: They're surprisingly delicious
Person 1: Oh, so they're grodelicious

by whizkidwannabe April 3, 2010

Goodends

A pedophile that preys on little boys and girls and has a foot fetish. He likes furry yaoi and dates people that are 11-14. Hes homeless and always gets bullied and hes also referred to as pedoends and a skidded scripter

Dude he acts like goodends

by ppcum October 22, 2020

Gordens

When your co-worker proposes to go eat Gordens for lunch, but he has to repeat himself 5 times because no one understands what on earth he means.

Sepp: Let's go eating some massive Gordens for lunch.
Claudia: What?
Sepp: There are Gordens on todays menu!
Terrence: What on earth are Gordens?
Sepp: SHIT. You don't know Gordens?
Marco: Never heard of them either...
Sepp: GORDENS!

by mäge1291 May 13, 2022

grodeo

A groder festival, usually at Sonic on a friday or saturday night. Consists of groups of groders congregating, not actually buying food, and showing off an array of tacky and cheap cars.

Hey man, I'm bored. You wanna go to Sonic? Oh wait, the grodeo's goin' on tonight, never mind.

by napper dapper May 25, 2006

GRODED

when something is both grodie/gross and corroded.

don't eat that, it's all groded.

by drhat October 25, 2010