grobler effect

a person cursed with the effect of no bitches, no hoes, no mommy, and most definitely no milkies

Ayo, this guy gets no hoes!
Yeah, he got the grobler effect bro.

by bigsexyfart November 8, 2021

roll grabber

a shit so profound and intense that you are forced to grab the toilet paper roll next to you and squeeze.

Oh man, i shouldn't have ate those tacos yesterday, i had a real roll grabber last night.

by monkeedoodlez April 26, 2009

junk grabber

1. an African American gentleman who is often seen with his hand clutching his penis (junk) through his baggy trousers while swaggering down the street or hanging with his homies.

2. a man/boy (most often black) who's hand has a magnet like attraction to his ding-dong. most often the hand is seen gripping from outside the pants.

"that new black kid LaTrell can't even take his hand off his crank long enough to play a game of basketball! Yeah, he's the ultimate junk grabber!"

by scubajesumits March 22, 2010

pickle grabber

A person who loves the shaft. Wants a big veiny pickle in or around their mouth. Mostly men attracted to other men.

Hey Mark be careful tonight, the pickle grabbers are out in full force.

by Crispy turd September 4, 2017

Dick Grabbers "DG"

A girls hands when they get their nails done. Pretty Nails/fingers/Hands

Bae i just got my Dick Grabbers "DG" Done.🤭

by SheeshMne u brazy September 22, 2021

Glibber globbered

The act of consuming such an extreme amount of alcohol that it is impossible to describe your state of mind.

Bruh I was so glibber globbered last night…I John Cena’d my ex boyfriend in the middle of the function!

by shutupbrailen January 28, 2022

big cock grabber

Someone who grabs on the nearest big cock whenever possible, may it be their own big cock or someone else's. Big cock grabbers just love grabbing big cocks.

Regularly performs the action known as a big cock grab.

Big cock grabber: "Come here Alan, i want to grab that big cock of yours ! "Said Alan to himself, though secretly he wished there were other big cocks nearby for him to grab.

by 69sisters August 13, 2021