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stone grinder

Ski and snowboard tuning machines are most often referred to by the ski tech as a stone grinder.

Not everyone working in a ski or snowboard shop turning screws can operate a stone grinder.

In the wrong hands, a stone grinder can remove fingers, hands and, (if the ski tech has really long hair) the dude's entire head.
I knew this kid who was turning screws in a snowboard shop and destroyed a new snowboard when the customer handed him a green pass and he let go of the board.

The ski shop owner caught his ski tech pouring dirty bong water into the holding tank of his $85,000 stone grinder.
by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010
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Grindr burqa

The towel or shirt that a gay man will put over his head -- when at the beach or by the pool -- in order to obtain a better view of his GPS-based gay social apps, such as Grindr, Scruff, Jack'd, etc.
"This sun is crazy! I can't tell who's close by or who's far away. Brb, gonna put on my Grindr burqa for a bit."

"C'mon, grrl, we're at the beach! Come out from under that Grindr burqa!"
by Jack D. Grindr April 17, 2013
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Grinder bird

Navy term for the seagulls that land on the grinder/blacktop that you march on.
In the chowhall you sometimes are served cornish hen, some new recruits have never seen a cornish hen and you tell them it's grinder bird.
Seaman Johnson: These are the smallest chickens I have ever seen.
Seaman Morris: Thats not chicken it's grinder bird.
by Jolly Roger March 25, 2004
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Grindrrhea

A short-lived mysterious illness, typically a sore throat, that follows a particularly busy weekend of casual sex with multiple partners, making it impossible to pinpoint the original source.
"Gurl, my throat is killing me from that weekend of fun and I don't know who gave it to me. I think it's Grindrrhea!"
by TrblMkr June 8, 2013
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Grinder

1. Someone staying on top of their shit. (ie. making money, accomplishing goals, getting an education, career, etc.)
2. Someone who is always on the grind.
Girl you know I'm a grinder
I can't let you hold me back
You want too much control
It's bringing me down
I have to stay in the grind
And make money and do good things for me.
by Pri Pri December 27, 2006
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Grindr Depression

When using Grindr becomes so toxic, you become a hermit for the following week due to the level of depression you experience.
Friend: Why have you been ignoring me lately?

Me: Oh yeah, Blake and I have given up on love. This week we’ve had Grindr Depression due to a promised hookup, then instant block.
by ExGrindrUserrr February 23, 2022
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sushi grinder

the opposite of a sausage fest: a party of only ladies, or a party that has an excessive number of ladies.
jane doe: i was at a party last weekend and the ratio was like 10:1, women to dudes.

john doe: total sushi grinder! next time, call me.
by the notorious kt May 23, 2013
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