Peter Griffin Day

April 25th Celebrate Peter griffin day

All peter. all day

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by dankstewie420blazeit April 25, 2020

Grandpa's Gift

The act of submerging your hands into water for an extended period of time allowing them to become wrinkled, then proceeding to finger a girl with your wrinkled hands.

Man 1: "Dude, how was your date with Vicky?"
Man 2: "It was alright. We got in the hot tub, then I totally gave her Grandpa's Gift."

by Glenjamin' July 10, 2010

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Brian Griffin...he's one crazy dawg!

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Grifball

A game created by Burnie Burns, the creator of Red vs Blue. It is a game, played on Halo 3 Foundry, where there is a bomb in the middle of the playing field and either team must take the bomb and score it by planting it on the opponent's side of the field.

David: Oh man, I was so close to scoring on the other team in the Grifball tournament!
Joe: I've seen you play. You suck so bad, I bet that the other team almost let you score to make your team feel better.
David:...no you.

by Grifball fan April 23, 2008

gag gift

A gift given at a gift exchange, usually around Christmas time that is given strictly for comedic effect, to piss off the receiver, or both.

Extra joy can be achieved if given to a teacher, boss or someone in authority, although remorse almost inevitably follows.

Gag gifts come in wide varieties, as nobody has the same taste in humor (or despair).

I reached into the box expecting a great gift from my best friend, but then realized it was a gag gift when I learned he had given me a bar of soap.

A fur coat is the ultimate gag gift for a PETA advocate.

by Ohthelulz December 8, 2009

gifta

awesome, short tempered but loving

she is such a gifta

by Mania prank October 13, 2017

Gifted Child Syndrome

When you are told that you are a gifted child in elementary and middle school only to burn yourself out in high school trying to get an A that you know you will never get.

"Tommy looks really depressed"
"Dw, its just gifted child syndrome"

by Top20_countrysongs March 21, 2022