gretchen bitchass

A person that is annoying} and that is a bitch and likes to get {attention} and has no eyebrows and has {man hands}

Oh my lord Gretchen is such a total gretchen bitchass

by Livi schilda December 22, 2016

gretchen kotz

Hot, sexy, German, loveable girl who has the biggest heart and craves for adventure, Gretchens are typically blonde and smart and end up with guys named James, Fred, or Richie. Gretchens are extremely gullible yet have a sense of truth which makes them good girlfriends. Everyone loves Gretchens.

Did you see my girlfriend, she's a complete Gretchen Kotz!

by Haute Girl March 1, 2017

Gretchen

An un-erect hairy penis.

"PUT YOUR GRETCHEN AWAY CARL!"
"NO!"

by Accident April 26, 2017

gerchenark

This is the most powerful way to tell your daddeio that you love him/her

"Gerchenark"

"Awwww" Daddeio dies

by $ister_Roxy June 4, 2018

Gretchen

She's a good friend and fun to hang out with for a little bit as long as you have a few other people around with you.
Now in some cases, she is a jerk

Shes basically a lazy girl who acts all sweet but is secretly a lazy controlling person who only wants things her way. She will try to steal your friends and your life and not talk to you when you call her out on being a bad person, She has cool parents though.

person 1:"Bro Gretchen ruined my life".

person 2: "what do you mean shes so sweet"
person one" No shes just a lazy jerk".

by PapaSelAid September 21, 2020

Gretchen

In Bro Culture, often used to describe the forsaken land found between the vagina and buttock. Otherwise known as the taint, gooch, middle-earth, or the unholy ghost of the trinity.

"Bro, she put the bidet on feminine mode and got sprayed right in the gretchen."

"Brah, her gretchen disappeared after she crowned."

"Bruh, I had her completely naked but had to walk away when I saw her unshaven gretchen."

by JahJiJo December 4, 2020

Grchenltrspds

(noun)the sensation that happens when you’re looking for your phone and your freaking out and then you realize it was in your pocket the entire time

Colby: oh it’s in my pocket
Corey: Ha look at Colby he had a fucking GRCHENLTRSPDS what a fuckin loser
Colby: shut the fuck up Corey no one likes you no wonder your dad left

by WachitoRico January 17, 2021