A wacked out hippie who's brains were scrambled by psychadelic drugs. characterized by all of the following: dirty underwear, hairy legs, taking way too much LSD, and eating bean sprouts all day long.
1.) Dude, that chicks such a granola head.
2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.
2.) The band "The Queers" said being a granola head is just not cool.
by Matty Ice February 29, 2008
A boy who enjoys spending time outside doing general outdoorsy things such as hiking, skiing, and mountain biking. Granola boys tend to wear clothes bought at stores like REI or LL Bean.
by daily4sure July 2, 2009
GRANOLA JOE IS YOUR DOOM. GRANOLA JOE IS THE VANISHING POINT OF ALL DESTINY, THE EVENT HORIZON BEYOND WHICH ALL IS DARKNESS AND VOID. GRANOLA JOE WILL COME BEARING GIFTS. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU LOOK REALLY COOL IN THAT SHIRT. GRANOLA JOE WILL OFFER TO HELP YOU PUT TOGETHER YOUR IKEA FURNITURE AND THEN ACTUALLY FOLLOW THROUGH. GRANOLA JOE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LOVED AND VALUED. GRANOLA JOE WILL INCREASE THE STANDARD OF LIVING OF ALL HUMAN BEINGS THAT ARE TOUCHED BY ITS SEETHING, HUNGRY SHADOW. GRANOLA JOE WILL DECEIVE YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL TELL YOU WHAT YOU WANT TO HEAR. GRANOLA JOE WILL DEMAND THINGS YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. GRANOLA JOE WILL SHOW YOU THE MEANING OF POWER. GRANOLA JOE WILL SUBSUME YOU. GRANOLA JOE WILL LOVE YOU IN A WAY YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO COMPREHEND. GRANOLA JOE, UNCONQUERED, UNYIELDING, GRANOLA JOE, UNCEASING, DEVOURING, GRANOLA JOE, ASCENDANT, ALL-DESIRING, GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE. GRANOLA JOE.
IN THE FETID, ECONOMICALLY APPOINTED INTERIOR OF THE WINNEBAGO, GRANOLA JOE LIES IN SPLENDID REPOSE, SHROUDED IN GREASY HAWAIIAN SHIRTS AND DECAYING PLASTIC LEIS.
by GRANOLA JOE September 13, 2019
by sevenringsz March 16, 2019
by saiorse-girl69 April 10, 2019
a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
by professor chaos May 23, 2003
1. A girl who is naturally beautiful. She is pretty without make-up. Usually has a sun-kissed freckly look. Cute facial features. The nice ones are usually granola hot.
"she wasn't drop dead sexy, she was granola hot"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"
guy1: "think she's hot?"
guy2: "yeah, but she doesn't need make-up, she's granola hot"
"stay away form the ones with too much make-up, you want a girl thats granola hot!"
"i need me a granola hot country girl!"
by shario15 October 20, 2011