The grandad

When a male puts you on his knee and holds your cock while rocking you with his knee

I was out my friends house when he asked me if I would like him to do the grandad.

by Domski Hudski April 24, 2021

Grandad girl

A girl who is Close to her grandad

She is a gargantuan grandad girls

by 459395 March 11, 2022

rudeboy grandad

A old man in a tracksuit who has a limp, and looks like he is carrying carpets under his arms.

Colin"bluddy hell is that Jerome over there?"

John"no it's rudeboy grandad"

Colin" thank fuck for that!"

by Colin John September 29, 2018

Robbie’s grandad

Has no legs

(Robbie’s grandad) has no legs

by Zafmiester December 12, 2017

Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.

Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*

by LiftFart November 15, 2011

ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.

You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*

by realBuggy March 18, 2018

Sweaty grandad

When you haven’t wiped your arse crack and someone asks you to sit on there face

I gave him the sweaty grandad.

by Sweaty Mansack November 11, 2021