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A Grandad

when you go to the store and when you're paying the cashier says "How's your day,"and you say that you've had a bad day and you explain the whole story.
Today my grandad pulled A Grandad .
by Xander the greatest February 25, 2023
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grandad

someone who will do anything for you. Someone who will put you first, and make you laugh.
my grandad is funny
by anonymous November 21, 2020
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grandad phil the girl

This was a the definition of abuser. This person is extremely annoying and cannot seem to just leave Falon, Summer and Bailey alone. Send this person to prison urgently.
by Amazing person 😜 February 11, 2022
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Grandad's Pants

1. The skanky last draws on a spliff, called so because they're soggy and nobody wants them.

2. Your grandad's pants that he hasn't washed for weeks
"that was a nice fatty boom batty, grandad's pants anyone?"
by dobbinatrix January 28, 2009
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Standard Grandad

A person who likes their guitars (and everyone else's for that matter) tuned to standard E (Low to high E A D g b e). These people, who despite the name may be of any age, dislike the practice of tuning a guitar or bass to alternate tunings such as dropped D (D A D g b e) and show great disdain for those who do because...

Well, who knows.

These people could be the biggest Thin Lizzy fans in the world but wouldn't tune down just a half-step to E flat to play one of their songs correctly. They will often moan on about how it's not necessary to tune a guitar out of E but, when prompted for a reason why, they will just mutter, trail off and then be quiet again.
Standard Grandad: Oh, I see you're a Led Zeppelin fan, so am I! Favourite band since I saw em in '72, got all the LPs! how's about we jam on Moby Dick?

Drummer: Sure thing. But, uh, you'll have to tune your guitar to drop D, that's how Jimmy Page played it.

Standard Grandad: ...Forget it, I can't stand Led Zeppelin, bloody fiddling about with tunings *throws guitar in trash*
by LiftFart November 15, 2011
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Ur Grandad Trandad

Ur grandad is know to be the deadliest word to ever exist. It says that the Nazis channels it energy to kill the Jews

*WARNING* don’t use this word at a human besides a Ginger since they don’t have souls.
Jews:Hey Hitler

Hitler: Jews Ur Grandad Trandad

Jews: dead
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ur grandad braindead

Used as counter for countless of other family insults. Everytime it is used, there is an earthquake in North Korea.
You: ur mom gay
Carl: ur Dad lesbian
You: ur granny tranny
Carl: ur sister a mister
You: ur grandad braindead

*Carl explodes and spiders are popping off his organs.*
by realBuggy March 18, 2018
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