Gooblers

Little Men that sprout out of your body

Person 1:"Oh shit! My Gooblers are running everywhere!"
Person 2:"You better get your Gooblers in check!"

by Grandmas Arthritis June 29, 2020

crack gobbler

A female who only wants sex with another female. A lesbian

I think Katie is really a crack gobbler. I only see her hanging around with chicks.

by seymour heines February 28, 2008

Clock gobbler

Someone who wastes time in rocket league at the end of the game by pestering the opposition in their own half

If you weren't such a clock gobbler, we wouldn't have won the game Nigel

by Coasdfghj August 9, 2017

Glizzy Gobbler

Somebody that absolutely destroys glizzys. They can swallow 5 glizzys/hotdogs at once. They have infinite power.

Me: I hope I can acquire the power of a glizzy gobbler one day

by Lukep123 August 24, 2020

nob-gobbler

A female who loves to give head and swallow.

Hey G3 take her for a ride on the levee she is a good nob-gobbler.

by 2eyemike October 26, 2006

GOOP GOBBLER

A girl who loves cum and can't get enough.

See also cumdumpster

Your girlfriend is such a goop gobbler. I can't believe she downed the whole team!

by Rod December 4, 2003

turd gobbler

a piece-of-shit car. generally makes noise or gets poor gas milage.

"you goin' out tonight?"

"yeah, dave's comin' to get me in the turd gobbler."

by ghostfeller December 25, 2007