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gooch

Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.

Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'

When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
by Chane. January 31, 2020
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Arctic gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when one's genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ball sack to the ass hole) are doused in super cold, almost freezing water
After he went into the ocean in the winter, he suffered from a severe case of arctic gooch
by Bobby boy July 23, 2014
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Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.
Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells
by Poon dragon September 12, 2016
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dt gooch

A verb describing the act of giving a deepthroat blowjob while licking the gooch. This can only be performed by those anatomically gifted with a extraordinarily long tongue.
Last night Jaclyn and I went back to my place and she dt gooched me, it was so righteous.
by Jbarbar May 24, 2008
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Golshan

Golshan is a beautiful and gorgeous girl, who every boy fall for her as soon as they meet her.she has also a great sense of humor that everybody wants to hang out with her.she is literally an angel with significant wisdom and hotness.
if you have a golshan in your life, then you are very lucky.
by bbta August 16, 2018
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Gooch

Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.
Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.
by MoeNasty April 15, 2015
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gooch willie

Process of wiping your finger on your gooch and sticking it in someones ear.
That cunt for brains just gave me a gooch willie!!!
by loose asshole February 13, 2009
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