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Danny Gonzalez

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Danny Gonzalez is a Youtuber with a fanbase called Greg, Greg is the fastest growing army on the internet (DONT FUCKING SEARCH THAT UP!!)
Person 1# Yooo I just became truly Greg!!!
Person 2#You arent truly Greg if you just subscribed, you need notifications on too hoe
Person 1#Jeez alright..
Person 3# I know who Danny Gonzalez is !!
by Dan Dann Fannn April 6, 2022
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the same person who looked up for the definition of his name made this definition himself in order to boost his self esteem. Juan get off your mommies computer.
Juan David Barahona Gonzalez likes to grope men
by JuanitoDespacito June 8, 2020
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quickie gonzalez

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to get off in a girl as fast as you can (5 seconds or less), and then get up and run away as fast as you can yelling "arreba arreba."
i was so excited last night that i quickie gonzalezed that girl.
by nick and david March 2, 2007
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Elián González

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A little, five-year-old Cuban boy who made headlines in 1999 by surviving the trip to Florida from Cuba in an inner tube. His mother died to get him to Florida, but she made the mistake of naming him a name that sounded far too much like the word, alien in English, and having him fathered by a man who would have nothing to do with Elián until being Elián's father was suddenly very patriotic.
If Elián González wasn't named a name that sounds like alien in English, maybe the feds wouldn't have been so obsessed with sending him home, or scared him into going back to Cuba by shoving an assault rifle in his face.
by Downstrike August 14, 2006
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Skeety Gonzales

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1. Any Hispanic/Latino male that skeets a lot or skeets very fast. If they skeet fast they are also an Early Skeeter. Also any Mexican Mouse that skeets a lot.

2. Skeety Gonzales was a famous Mexican Mouse that lived in the 60s and 70s and could possibly still be alive. Skeety Gonzales was the apprentice of the great Skeet Magee, the most famous Skeeter of all time. Skeety Gonzales crossed paths with Skeet Magee in 1968 and saw all the good Skeet Magee was doing and Magee taught Gonzalez the way of ejaculating in public to promote peace and ease racial tensions. Skeety did his part by easing species tensions between all animals. Skeety was just a small mouse but he sure could skeet. He would always make sure to masturbate in public at least 5 times a day. Skeety could also run really fast, his brother was the famous mouse speedy gonzales. Skeety Gonzales' most famous stunt was getting every female mouse in town pregnant and covering them with skeet juice (this could attribute to all the female mice in town turning white). Skeety was last seen in the late 70s, a decade after Skeet Magee disappeared. He repeated Magees famous last words, but in Spanish: "Vine, vi, yo skeeted, yo espero que usted haga lo mismo." (Skeety spoke very poor spanish at this time.)
Skeety's major traits are his ability to run extremely fast, and his comedic Mexican accent. He usually wears an oversized yellow sombrero, a white shirt and trousers, and a red ascot. His Brother is Speedy gonzales.

Bob: "Dude that one male mouse that I have got all the females pregnant!!!"
Dave: "How many females were there?"
Bob: "59!!!, and he turned all of em skeet white"
Dave: "Damn, Youve got urself a regular Skeety Gonzales!!!"
by David Skeet Jr. April 21, 2008
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Jaylene Gonzalez

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The type of girl that is every guys dream. The biggest catch of them all. Usually a girl who is the perfect girlfriend with an amazing smile, laugh, body, KISSES ;), and personality. Every girl envies her, every guy wants her, and usually compared to the resemblance of an Angel. She's beautiful, amazing, lovable, cute, sweet, and totally Kissable. You should totally find a Jaylene Gonzalez
Damn, i really wish that Jaylene Gonzalez was MY girlfriend. I heard she is amazing<3
by TheHiddenRomantic April 16, 2011
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She is an amazing Beautiful girl. Who has a wonderful soul, she will never fail to put a smile on you and she’s dating Jack Avery from Why Don’t we
Woah did you see Gabriela gonzalez

I spoke to Gabriela gonzalez today she made me smile
by Ariana. p May 18, 2018
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