Party Gollum

The act of becoming so drunk that you start speaking in the third person and obsessing over a woman or object(aka. the precious).

Max: "We deserve the pussyyyyyy! Why don't we get the Pussy?"*in drunken slur whilst rolling on ground*

RJ: " Dude stop being a party gollum"

by MollyFlogger March 21, 2011

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Gollum Time

Indulging in unhealthy loner behavior

Hey want to go to the movies?
No, I’m having some gollum time, leave me alone

by Melonister September 5, 2021

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Gollum Head

When a person performs fellatio like the creature Gollum most likely would. Perched on all fours, no hands, all neck.

Saw a porn where the girl was sucking dick like Gollum. I'm trying to get that Gollum Head!!!

by Venom Straightedge November 19, 2019

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greasy gollum

Greasy Gollum is when you squat in a corner and jerk it hard then when the cum is out use it as lube and then stick a ring on your cock and repeat the phrase "my precious"

Man I just greasy Gollum it next to bob!!

by landonman August 18, 2016

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Gollum sickness: They see a ring (on a person) and become possessive over it (the person) and covet it above all else. This can also make them a vile wretched person, of a low nature, slinking in dark places.

Best advice, toss them into a volcano and keep on walking. ;)

"Why is Mike stalking Lisa's Facebook all day? Oh she just got engaged and he's lost it, dude's got Gollum sickness."

by CaptAmazing January 15, 2016

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