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Goatting

It is when you feel and look like you are dying.

When you are really sick and leaking fluids from your nose, eyes, mouth etc.
Person 1 - "You look terrible"

Person 2 - "I feel terrible"

Person 1 - "Dude are you goatting"

Person 2 - "I think so"
by BigC-RR November 19, 2010
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coot gratings

noun <kewt gray-tings> The residue left after a Cooter Grater scrubs her coot against tree bark or some other foreign object thus creating a flurry of coot gratings.
I saw a big nasty Cooter Grater and she left her coot gratings all over the place. It was like a freaking snow globe!
by MagicConch333 July 24, 2009
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gatinha

sexy lady.

Brazilian Portuguese word that means sexy female. Describes a female that is sexy.
Eu amo minha gatinha. Translated as "I love my sexy lady".
by Morgan77 January 10, 2008
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persona non gratin

Someone so lactose intolerant and/or hardcore vegan that you don't want to hang out with them
I know the big game is tomorrow, but I'm only coming over if Pat won't be there. I'm in the mood for pizza and he is persona non gratin in my book
by Drop Three July 13, 2011
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goaticorn

A mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. Powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating DMV employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarrassing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
My tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!
by Megan Elizabeth Moffitt May 22, 2006
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Gatineau

A city in Québec just across a river from Ottawa. Gatineau is made up of 5 smaller cities/towns that have merged together, though have still maintained their own uniqueness..

Hull: The central part of this city, and the most city-like by a longshot. The downtown is a few blocks of government towers (aka boring as fuck), but now and then, the clubs there get RAIDED by swarms of people from the region and 18-year old Ontarian alcoholics. Can be a pretty seedy place. Outside downtown, it is not so bad (aka boring).

Gatineau (the ACTUAL Gatineau): An overgrown hick town. The best way to aspire for more is to get the hell out. Lots of youths getting too into the gangsta life (despite it being a suburb). Aggressive French Quebecers who try to defend a culture they barely understand or know, while the rest of Québec laughs at them.

Aylmer: Quaint, historic, and predominantly English. Has a small-town vibe to it, and a huge proportion of teenagers. Crazy parties all the time, and tonnes of drugs. Has a beautiful marina that hosts a large St-Jean celebration.

Masson-Angers: Largely an oversight where people rarely go in and out.

Buckingham: The most hick you can get. Take Gatineau, make it even more boring, and add the fact that it's tiny and far away from anything, and you'll get something like that.
Guy 1: "I'm from Hull!"

Guy 2: "Don't you mean Gatineau?"

Guy 1: "NO I MEAN HULL, YOU FUCKER."

Guy 3: "Yo guys, party at my place in Aylmer!! Let's get fucked!"
by lolocakes June 26, 2010
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goat in a tree

when a goat is put in a tree it is classed as a goat in a tree
by directionalarrow May 29, 2008
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