Gnat Bread

Gnat bread is the matter that forms in the corner of your eyes, especially during sleep. If you go outside with said matter still in your eye and there are gnats around, they will swarm to your eyes and feast on the matter. AKA: Gnat Bread

First thing in the morning....
Child: Whats for breakfast?
Dad: Your mama is making grits and eggs.
Child: I want cheese in my grits.
Dad: Okay. You got some gnat bread in your eye.
Child rubs eyes and removes all traces of gnat bread.

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

gnats bollock

The smallest unit of measurement (as opposed to CH) lol.

He just missed hitting that car by a gnat's bollock.

by MarzAttax August 3, 2005

dope gnat

A meth fiend (male or female) who always hovers around hoping or begging for a crumb. Trap chicken puddle slut crumb crawlers shard farmer

It's getting crowded with all these dope gnats flying around.

by Baton Bitch October 7, 2018

silk gnats

basically female Asian whores or prostitutes on facebook

I think someone needs to spray for silk gnats I'm getting sick of politely batting them away

by Tres LeParc June 30, 2023

taint gnats

Taint gnats are similar to the female poon gnats. Theyre equally as annoying, but the only difference is that they prefer not to swarm around the female nether region...these particular little gnats seem to prefer the male-friendly taint. See also Poon Gnats.

As the dog ran by on the hot summer evening, I prayed his taint gnats wouldnt take a pit stop near my sweet tea.

by JBMX81 January 7, 2011

gnats pisser

used to discribe a "tight" person, can be used in terms of money and poker.

berto was as tight as a gnats pisser!

alec was playing as tight as a gnats pisser!

by Rosstipher October 20, 2005

gnat's ass

A very small amount

Guy 1: Did you see the newbie at the party? I couldn't get near her all night.

Guy 2: Oh, yeah I saw her. I worked the floor for two hours and I was a gnat's ass away from her when she left with her friend.

by italknerdy October 27, 2011