Glomping

A two-person act where one person rips a hamster to death limb by limb, then shoves every disassembled piece of the hamster up their anus. Then, they squat over their partner’s face and push the hamster limbs out of their anus, into the partner’s mouth.

“Since when did u have a hamster dude?”
“Oh I actually have a few. I’m big into glomping nowadays.”

by Todd Kugel April 3, 2024

glooning

The act of timing climax of ejaculation with the secretion of feces. When these two events occur at the same time; you have glooned.

Verb;
Hold on, I’m glooning real quick before we play pickleball. Give me 10!

by lilgayweiner June 5, 2024

glooning

Holding your shit and letting it turtleneck out your butthole and bringing it back in.

Jonathan: Im literally on my glooning streak rn
Tegran: You haven’t shit in 4 days

Jonathan: No

by Rizzler49956 June 8, 2024

glorping

"glorping" is a word from the martian language which means "jerking off"

hey dude are you glorping rn?

by PolishKitKat June 22, 2024

Glooning

The mixture of Glazing and Gooning, Ultimately meaning your Glazing whilst gooning over someone.

"You're literally Glooning over Nick Chaves"

by Gooner22 October 14, 2024

Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025